Welcome to the official portal of unfulfilled promises. We promised development, you got paper leaks. We promised clean air, you got free smoke. Scroll down to read the reality they don't show you on TV.
A Delhi resident gave her air purifier a "spa day" because its filters turned black. The machine is now in therapy for PTSD (Post-Traumatic Smog Disorder).
NEET paper leaked for ₹40 Lakh. Why study for 10 years when you can just buy the rank, get a government seat, and let the middle class pay for your education?
Two engines, but the train is still stuck at the station. The only thing moving fast is the price of petrol and the transfer of officers.
Indian roads are so bad that a pothole in Mumbai was recently given a name, an Aadhaar card, and a voter ID. It is expected to contest the next election.
The govt introduced the ₹2000 note, then suddenly removed it, asking citizens to queue at banks. A bad sequel to 2016 Demonetization.
CMIE data shows youth unemployment at 83% in some quarters. Millions have degrees, but their biggest achievement is designing their resume for the 50th time.
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Promise: "Acche Din Aayenge." & 2 Crore jobs per year.
Action: Demonetization. Result: 99% of black money recovered (in the form of worthless paper). Economy slowed. Jumla 1.0 successful.
Action: Lockdown with 4 hours' notice. Result: Migrant crisis. Govt says "Nothing to worry, they are walking for fitness."
Action: Paper leaks increased by 300%. Result: Youth start a new game called "Guess the leaked question before the exam."
Status: Still counting cow dung. Still waiting for 2 crore jobs. Still breathing smog. But hey, we have 5G to watch reels about our poverty!